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Pumpkins on Pumpkins

“I watched you shave your balls for this?”

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The Four Stages of Love

Sometimes it is hard to experience the reality of eldrich abomination in our lives.

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Creepiest Leaders of the Job Creators Alliance

You done got treated, rich assholes!

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The Wonders of the Modern Puppy Industry

Thanks, Science!

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The Korn Files: I Want To Believe

Why should I believe in Korn if I can’t see it with my own eyes?

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Guide to Nazi Milk-Girl Photo

The clenched iron fist of awesome punches you right in the balls.

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New Kids Nitro!

Oh, New Kids Nitro. You were almost the greatest movie ever. Almost.

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“Bonkers”: The Cartoon that Made Me Into the Swaggering Wonderfuck I Am Today

Thanks Bonkers!

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Send in the Mexicans

Call it Capitalism, bitch.

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Double-Secret Recusal

Supreme Court Justices Thomas and Kagan are both in violation.

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Guide to Jian Sword-Dancing Video

Did dance fighting turn into dance fucking?

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My Journey in Zen Buddhism

I will bring my enemies to their knees with a mere glance.

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