This video of a young girl in a red sweatshirt cheerfully throwing puppies into a river has shocked and disgusted people the world over. Such strong reaction quickly gave rise to a social media backlash fueled by sites like 4chan, reddit and Facebook, with many vowing to help expose the true identity of the girl who has become known simply as ”Little Red Drowning Hood.”
How are the people who help shape your world reacting? WTTW investigates.
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Slobodan Milosevic
“I can’t remember a time when the sanctity of life was given such little regard in this region. Oh wait… yes I can.”
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Cesar Milan
“I FIND PUPPIES ARE EASIER TO TRAIN IF YOU DON’T DROWN THEM TO DEATH.”
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Duane “Dog” Chapman
“You need to fucking pray to Jesus, motherfucker.”
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Dogs
“Too metal, too metal!”
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Dawgs
“Why you little cracker bitch!”
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Cruella de Vil
“What an unfortunate waste, my dreadful little dear. You were only 93.94% away from trading in that drab old sweatshirt for a luxurious fur like mine. Stick that in your song-hole, Roger Radcliffe.”
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Alexandra Forrest
“Let me guess, hotshot New York attorney Dan Gallagher loved his wife Beth and those stupid puppies more than you? Next time we’ll boil those puppies and cleverly pretend WE drowned! I won’t be ignored!”
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Captain Monica Rawling
“I got Vic Mackey using the Farmington precinct like his own goddamn personal candy store, and you’re asking me about some goddamn puppies!? Feel free to stop by when I’m not up to my dick in the goddamn Armenian Mafia!”
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Michael Vick
“Whether hitting Alge Crumpler in the back of the end zone to beat Jacksonville in OT, or drowning puppies in the river, always make sure your fingers are lined up on the seams and that you follow through to get proper rotation on your release.”
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Cats
“Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, see you in hell, fuckers!”
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Catfish
“Yum. Thanks, boss!”
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Mogwais
“The puppies were sick, we understand. We’re sick too, cough. What say we wait until midnight, have a little snack, and then we all get a little wet in that river?”
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Josef Mengele
“I find absolutely nothing to be gained scientifically from this girl’s puppy drowning experiments. Thus, we shall embark upon a vast battery of tests and scientific experimentation in the field of puppy drowning and drowned puppy cornea peeling. Oh, and thanks for the legendary beej, Mags!”
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Margaret Sanger
“Yes, yes, puppy drowning. Very bad, very bad indeed. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I um, just had a totally unrelated idea that could further my work significantly!”
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Lynx & Lamb
“You really raised the bar on the creepy things little blonde girls can accomplish if they just put their minds to it.”
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Joanna Krupa
“Great, just great. Now what am I supposed to barely cover my awesome, slammin’ tits with during PETA shoots? Hope you’re happy, bitch!”
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North Koreans
“We’re starving! How would YOU like it if we dumped a bucket of Whopper Jr’s in the mighty Taedong right in front of YOU?”
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Susan Smith
“And really, a bucket? If you had any class at all, you would have loaded those fuckers into your Malibu Barbie minivan and slammed it into reverse.”
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Pied Piper
“Yeah, like I’M the bad guy. Last time I checked they weren’t calling rats or filthy street urchins man’s best friend.”
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Brotherhood of Puppy Drowners Local #4644
“Scab! Scab!”
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Jimmy the Puppy Fucker
“I’ll withhold judgment until all the raging boner-inducing facts are in, thank you.”
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North Koreans
“We’re starving! How would YOU like it if we dumped a bucket of Whopper Jr’s in the mighty Taedong right in front of YOU?”
FTW! XD
Fatal Attraction AND Prussian Blue?! You have outdiddled yourself Pumpkins.
Hey, it’s me, Kevin Bacon! I’m wearing a red hoody, prob’m solved. Also, the more YouTube videos I appear on, the easier it is to play seven degrees of me. *wink*
Oh fuck you, K-bakes. Were you EVER in a good movie? The fact that this girl can freely drown wittle puppies, the fact that you are famous, and the fact that I am 32 years old but appear to be pushing 70 all pretty much add up to a refutation of God’s existence.
Sneaky ads. You got me again, Pumkinicles!