Somebody release these Jews, er, dogs!
As with the printing, music, and information industries, the march of innovation has made the puppy industry more efficient, humane, and adorable. The term “puppy mill” has garnered many negative connotations in recent years. It may cause you to think of a breeding farm where dogs are confined in tiny cages stacked on top of one another like the world’s saddest game of Hollywood Squares, bred with whatever animal happens to be handy until they are dried up husks by the age of three, allowed only to watch basic cable (no Dog Whisperer!), and shipped to stores in packing crates marked “Punch Me: defenseless animal inside” with nothing but their own feces for padding. Thanks to science and our unsung hero the profit motive, that’s the puppy mill of yesteryear.
