I’m Calling Bullshit on the Female Athlete of the Year Results
December 19, 2010 By 3 Comments
Dispatches from Fantasy Draft Weekend
September 8, 2010 By 4 Comments
By Donnie Sprinkles
As many of you know, fantasy football season is upon us once again, with most leagues having conducted their draft this past weekend. I’ve decided to record my own 2010 draft experience for posterity, as well as to show you perennial fantasy losers how to dominate a highly-competitive expert league like the one I was practically begged to join. And for those of you who think you’re hot shit? Well, you’re not, so read carefully. You chumps just might learn a few things from old Donnie Sprinkles.
Jesse PUSHes Foot Further Into Mouth
July 14, 2010 By 7 Comments
Are you fucking kidding me?! Jesse Jackson, who has long been so far out in left field politically that only a small core of deluded supporters still give anything he says any credence, has come out and said that Cavalier’s owner Dan Gilbert “sees Lebron as a runaway slave”. Who thought I’d be able to put quotes around anything that ignorant in 2010? We’re talking about a kid that came straight out of high school with nothing but a diploma and a dream and made more money during his seven year stint with Cleveland than most of us will make in our entire lives! He was driving a Hummer to high school! He got the Golden Ticket out of the ghetto, and now Reverend Jackson is calling the man that gave him that ticket his “slave master.”
The Human Backup Experiment:
May 23, 2010 By 3 Comments
An impersonal and unscientific surmise of data handling
Many years ago an event was witnessed so powerful that all previous notions and constructs were destroyed. What was left was a rebuilding, nay, a rebirth of my senses. Things had changed and as such there was no sense in resisting. On that day of July 14th around 16:30 in the year of 1994 a few furious clicks like the feet of a desperate mouse trapped far too long in a glass bowl brought the whole system to its knees. Know that rising feeling of anxiety when the police are behind you or an informed citizen yells “STOP!” to your improper disposal of gone bad computer components? [Read more...]
