WTTW Caption Contest Winner!

Congratulations to The Religious Right for creating the contest-winning caption that had the “employees” at the WTTW compound convulsing uproariously with a collective “Meh”! You can rest assured that Paulie and the Baron know your exact location and are personally delivering a crisp, new $10 bill right to your door. As always, they come bearing their traditional party kit, which includes drugs, booze, cigarettes, porn, lube, condoms, firearms, fireworks, samurai swords, and swear words.

Enjoy the wondrous union of your caption with the image below.

The next time UNICEF sends Sally Struthers to visit our village, they can fly her in themselves.

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WTTW Caption Contest: The Least Degrading $10 You’ll Ever Make!

Dear Loyal WTTW Readers,
We shall try to say this as delicately as possible:  we — the mysterious, all-seeing, all-groping Staff — are tired of your lame, retarded bullshit.

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New, Improved Readers’ Competition: Ten Things to Do with Your Embalmed Corpses

Due to the pathetic level of participation (but excellent submissions!) by readers in the previous competition, we have decided to create a new and better* contest. This new contest will be unmarred by the favoritism, bribing, rigging, grifting, hustling, scheming, swindling, and bamboozling that was so rampant in the first contest. And how will we achieve this?

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