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		<title>2012 Election Matchup: Romney vs. Obama</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Take your pick, jerkbag.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2012/02/2012-election-matchup-romney-vs-obama/</link>
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		<title>Pumpkins on Pumpkins</title>
		<description><![CDATA["I watched you shave your balls for this?"]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2012/01/pumpkins-on-pumpkins/</link>
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		<title>The Four Stages of Love</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes it is hard to experience the reality of eldrich abomination in our lives.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2012/01/the-four-stages-of-love/</link>
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		<title>Creepiest Leaders of the Job Creators Alliance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You done got treated, rich assholes!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2011/12/creepiest-leaders-of-the-job-creators-alliance/</link>
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		<title>The Wonders of the Modern Puppy Industry</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks, Science!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2011/12/the-wonders-of-the-modern-puppy-industry/</link>
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		<title>The Korn Files: I Want To Believe</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why should I believe in Korn if I can't see it with my own eyes?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2011/12/the-korn-files-i-want-to-believe/</link>
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		<title>Guide to Nazi Milk-Girl Photo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The clenched iron fist of awesome punches you right in the balls.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2011/12/guide-to-nazi-milk-girl-photo/</link>
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		<title>New Kids Nitro!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh, New Kids Nitro. You were almost the greatest movie ever. Almost. An epic battle between people with hilariously unpronounceable names? Check! The skeeziest Eurotrash to grace the silver screen since Tommy Wiseau? Check! Completely necessary cumshots? Check! Dude apparently throwing a beer can through another dude&#8217;s eye? Check! Still the greatest movie ever! ZOMBIES?! [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2011/11/new-kids-nitro/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Bonkers&#8221;: The Cartoon that Made Me Into the Swaggering Wonderfuck I Am Today</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks Bonkers!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2011/11/bonkers/</link>
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		<title>Send in the Mexicans</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Call it Capitalism, bitch.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whattothinkweekly.com/2011/11/send-in-the-mexicans/</link>
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